'Agents Diary'

The weary musings of a time-served estate agent (realtor) somewhere in the UK. If you want advice on the property market, or alternative careers to this one, let me know, I might reply. In the meantime I'm plagued by cretinous idiots who I work with and for, and who may well feature in my diary at some time.

Saturday, February 09, 2019

Off into the sunset

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Hi everyone - it's SA's son here. A couple of days ago SA was out on his bike, riding along with a friend in the sunshine. They we...
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Tuesday, January 22, 2019

Dry Patch - Tuesday

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'Got any comparables?' Asks Bomber the surveyor in his weasely voice. Of course I have. Not that you’ll take any notice of the ...
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Thursday, January 10, 2019

Start Again - Thursday

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‘Oh for f**ks sake.' I exclaim angrily, hurling the phone handset down. ‘Problem?’ Asks idiot trainee F gormlessly.  No, I alway...
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Thursday, December 20, 2018

Mistletoe And Wine - Thursday

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‘Is it me or is the music a bit loud?’ I holler at T, my assistant manager. We’re crammed against the free bar, where every spurious sta...
Monday, December 03, 2018

Hunger Games - Monday

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‘The estate agent, right?’ Asks a familiar face, as I try to remain invisible on my trip to the sandwich shop. I see a lot of people...
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Friday, November 09, 2018

Shop Until You Drop - Friday

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‘Long time no see.’ Says a familiar face. I look up from my smartphone, like some vacant-eyed teenager. It’s the guy from the commercial...
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Thursday, October 25, 2018

The Chain Of Fools - Wednesday

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‘Mrs Pendergast was in to see you.’ Says negotiator S, by way of a greeting. I visibly droop - not something I usually imagine where...
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